Well, you’ll find some reasons in the next part below! These funny quotes to make people smile work like a charm when you read them, but what about if you need reasons to smile on the long-term, on a daily basis? Hmmm ok one more try watch the Youtube video below: Ok now if none of these quotes made you smile, I’m sorry but I don’t know what else to do. I hope these “ make you smile quotes” made you & your friends smile, they sure as hell did make me smile! “I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life."The best thing about visiting the President is the food! Now, since it was all free, and I wasn’t hungry but thirsty, I must’ve drank me fifteen Dr. What You Lack Is The Capacity." - Sherk, Sherk 2ģ9. "Donkey, You Have The Right To Remain Silent. "I may have trouble remembering my own name, or what country I live in, but there are two things I can't seem to forget: that my own daughter threw me into a nursing home, and that she ate Minny's s*it." - Missus Walters, The Helpģ8. Oh, look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs! Flies! Locusts! Anything but *you*! Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!" - Dr. "Could you like, chill for a sec?" - Tess Coleman/Anna Coleman, Freaky Fridayģ6. "If they got me, got me got me, I got to get them, get them, get them." - Madea, Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jailģ5. "That's it, Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!" - Mushu, Mulanģ4. "Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues." - Bruce Wayne, Batman Beginsģ3. "Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? That's like. "You're like a snack-sized Denzel." - Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson, Central Intelligenceģ1. "McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?" - Evan, Superbadģ0. "Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish!" - Kevin McCallister, Home AloneĢ9. "I share a drawer with a phone book and she’s got two closets?" - Alex Fielding, TwitchesĢ3. "Liar! Try me again, and I promise you that you and I are gonna have a Middle Passage experience, a fight for survival, and I will win. "There's no top part – I definitely remember Dad having a top part!" - Barley, OnwardĢ1. They put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow into food, like pizzas!" - The Captain, Wall-EĢ0. "Earth is amazing! There are these things called farms. "Ain't nobody coming to see you, Otis!" - David Ruffin, The Temptationsġ9. Feh! I used to design for GODS!" - Edna Mode, The Incrediblesġ8. Spoiled, stupid little stick-figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.
"Supermodels - ha! Nothing super about them. "Can I use the facilities? Because being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit!" - Juno MacGuffġ7. "If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess." - Maui, Moana "What the hell have you people been smoking out there?" - Parker Selfridge, Avatarġ5. "Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?" - Tony Stark, The Avengersġ4. "Give me some of your tots!" - Napoleon Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamiteġ3. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.' I, myself, am strange and unusual." - Lydia Deetz, Beetlejuiceġ2. "Well, I've read through that Handbook For The Recently Deceased. "Do you prefer 'fashion victim' or 'ensemble-y challenged?'" - Cher Horowitz, Cluelessġ1. And now I think I'll have one on toast! - Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocusġ0. She can't ever know I was here." - Oliver T'sien, Crazy Rich Asiansĩ. "It's about time somebody stood up to Auntie Eleanor. You know how that thrills me." - Miranda Priestly, The Devil Wears PradaĨ.
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